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  1. Brisguy52

    Holiday pics :-)

    Hi all :-D As some of you know we recently travelled to the UK for JWJ's birthday. Yes, we really did it...... was worth it too, I doubt John will ever recover :lol: Anyway, I've made a quick album of some of the photos............
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    the legend lives on

    Hi all :grin: Take a look at this -
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    and I thought my efforts sucked

    Hi all :-D Take a look at this search result page - The 1st entry ( after sponsored results ) - even makes my paultry efforts ( 2nd and 3rd entries ) look good. :mrgreen: So much for S.E.'s not...
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    I've been at it again

    Hi all :grin: As you're all no doubt aware there are ( fundamentally ) 2 ways of doing just about everything, ie. the easy way and the hard way. With this in mind and my virtually unfailing talent for finding the latter, I must ask if anyone knows an easier way to reveal hidden <div>'s when...
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    There's principles, political correctness... then there's money

    A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller, "I want to open a damn checking account." The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?" "Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account now!" "I'm very...
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    How many points did this guy score ?

    A man wakes up with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sees his clothing in front of him, all cleaned and pressed. He looks around the room and sees it is in perfect order. So's...
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    School Answering Machine

    "Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection: * To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1 * To make excuses for why your child did...
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    Hi all :-D I'm breaking with tradition here... I'm going to ask a sensible question. Hopefully someone with more experience and knowledge of .htaccess file structure ( which should include just about anyone ) can tell me if the following is ok, or if not, what's wrong with it. ## allow...
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    and the moral of the story is.....

    Hi all :-D For the benefit of those who haven't seen this :- What! No E-mail? An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor. The manager there arranges for him to take an aptitude test (Section: Floors, sweeping and cleaning). After the test, the manager says...
  10. Brisguy52

    Important Announcement

    Hi all :-D No doubt most of you are aware of the fact that it's February. BUT did you also know that it's 2007. :shock: Well I've just discovered this ( actually it was about 1/2 hour ago ) and now my g00gle sitemaps also know it :roll:
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    Hi all :-D Those of you who have had the misfortune to see some of my web page design efforts will be well aware that I'm creatively challenged like no-one in history. Well, just today I was unexpectedly given a real boost. Yes, even after going through the examples quoted in...
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    Software vulnerabilities

    Hi all :-D For the benefit of those who don't know about it, an organisation called Secunia regularly publishes the latest vulnerabilities and solutions for same. Secunia Software Inspector is an excellent free on-line scanner which reports the current versions of the applications installed...
  13. Brisguy52

    user agent strings

    Hi all :-D Just 'cause I'm bored sh*tless, here's some unusual ua strings taken from the "who's online" list - 6ocdymlwjqff6qhtyqcal a ohb0eofhseujygnsNfe Combine 3 http: Exabot 3.0 Forex Trading Network Organization info fqlndgykniwkmsinic...
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    What to replace smilies with

    Hi all :-D Well..... I'm stuck ( again ). Nothing unusual about that, however this time it's really bugging me. Can anyone suggest something ( polite & sensible ) I could put on this page in place of the 2 smilies, ( which were only ever fill-ins). Note for Sharron - if you come up with...
  15. Brisguy52

    email address harvesting

    Hi all, *** WARNING *** If you receive a message from ANYONE ( even familiar contacts ) which contains a link to a yahoo geocities page which ends in "mindsex407/" ( without the quotes ) DO NOT CLICK ON IT the page that opens looks exactly like a geocities login page, it is NOT. This page will...
  16. Brisguy52

    Different Concurrent Users, same IP Addy

    Hi there :-D It seems that Bev ( who is now a member ) and I cannot be logged in simultaneously. The 1st one excludes the 2nd. We work through a router hence same external IP. HELP.
  17. Brisguy52

    A less than perfect system

    Hi all :-D Sometimes things just plain don't work :cry: From our good friends at g00gle sitemaps - robots.txt URL Last downloaded Not found Status Not found Try the link, you'll see what I mean, sheesh
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    Getting ready for Christmas

    Hi all :-D Some of you might recall the fad of listening to records backwards to discover some hidden message, eg. "Paul is dead" from one of The Beatles songs. Have any of you listened to Jingle Bells backwards ?.... well here's your chance, it's a bit obscure, so listen carefully to the...
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    Software Vulnerabilities

    Hi all :-D Y'all might wanna take a look at these 3 -
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    What a bunch of villians

    36 have been accused of spousal abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 19 have been accused of writing bad checks 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses 3 have done time for assault 71, repeat 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit 14 have been arrested...